May 2010
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I'm Glad Sex and the City 2 Exists
I’m never going to see Sex and the City 2. I didn’t see the first one and I didn’t watch the tv show. I’m glad the sequel exists, though, as the reviews have been much more fun to read than I’m guessing watching the movie will ever be. Observe: When viewed as a rom-com, Sex and the City 2 is terrible and crappy and a horrific inversion of everything the show once...
May 31st
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Best of Ask MetaFilter
Speaking of Ask MetaFilter, it really is on of my absolute favorite places on the internet. It’s full of amazing people with almost infinite knowledge and wisdom. Courtesy of mefi infodumpster, here are the five most favorited answers of all time. If you killed somebody, how would you dispose of the body without getting caught? First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth,...
May 24th
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MetaFilter Users Save a Girl From Human...
D, please, stop calling somebody, please, don’t call to xxxx. All is ok.There is no problem!!! 11:25AM. OK 11:26AM D! Listen. I don’t know how thanks you. Lux lounge is a strip bar, if we will go there, i don’t know what would be… Thank you so much.! You saved our lifes. 3:33PM No thanks necessary. It wasn’t only me. 3:35PM Also, there may be people to...
May 21st
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Banking Is a Game
So Alex Payne is leaving Twitter to start a bank. That got me thinking about what it is I really want in a bank. The way I see it, banking is a game. You get X amount of money in at the beginning of the month and when the month is through you have made a bunch of decisions leaving you with Y amount of money. Investing your money will give you a short-term disadvantage but might prove to be a good...
May 18th
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The New LCD Soundsystem
lcd soundsystem does not guarantee that this record pack will make you look thinner, improve the market value of your home or make your hair nicer. lcd does however guarantee that this is the new lcd soundsystem record. “Be the first of your friends with a legal copy!”
May 17th
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How to keep your desktop tidy
If you’re like me you like things nice and tidy but you don’t want to do all the hard work associated with keeping things that way. Here are two tricks for keeping the desktop on your Mac nice and tidy. Keep screenshots away from the desktop Via Andy Graulund, here is a trick for changing the default location of screenshots from the desktop to another folder: Open a Terminal window...
May 3rd
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How much delivery means for a comedian
Here’s a great example of how important delivery is to a stand-up comedian. You may already know Patton Oswalt’s bit on the KFC Famous Bowl (a.k.a. failure pile in a sadness bowl). Apparently some douchebag called Nick Madson ripped it off. But somehow it’s just a lot less funny when Madson performs it. Observe: Bonus links: Patton Oswalt hands Nick Madson his ass on...
May 2nd
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