Quote of the year:
Ten years ago, Britney rang in her 20s by wearing a python to do “I’m A Slave 4 U,” a song about seething party-girl desperation that compares her vagina to a kitty cat; she rings in her 30s with “How I Roll,” a song about seething party-girl desperation that compares her vagina to a kitty cat. If you don’t think that’s artistic integrity, there’s something wrong with you.
Happy 30th birthday Britney Spears: Here’s to 10 more years of pop awesomeness